As a card carrying dilettante, it is decidedly my duty to dabble in divisive discussion, debate, and deviant discourse designed to delight, dazzle, and otherwise dumbfound.
It's been said that opinions are like belly-buttons, darlings, and that everyone has one, and no one's is better than any others, but I beg to differ. My opinion is neither commonplace or tawdry, though it is cheap -- or rather, it's free, and yes, darlings, of course you're entitled to it.
